If Provinces/States were cars, what Province/State would be what car?

"not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada) 03/14/2016 at 22:04 • Filed to: None

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I saw a Tahoe Hybrid today, and it was on BC plates. I really think that’s the most quintesentially BC car ever made. “Eco friendly”, while having 4WD and being sufficiently expensive for all those people who can actually afford to live somewhere like Vancouver.

So, what province/state would be what car?

TheHondaBro > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/14/2016 at 22:08

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Washington

The most progressive state in the entire country.

bob and john > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/14/2016 at 22:08

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ontario would be a old Sclass AMG. its a nice place. but then you realise that its expenive to live in, running costs are high, insurance is higher still, and if something breaks, our whole life falls apart.

but its still nice and you still want to live there

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/14/2016 at 22:11

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Texas.

Don't even try to tell me it should be a pickup.

not for canada - australian in disguise > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 03/14/2016 at 22:12

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Well.... It could be one, just a few years newer though.

whoarder is tellurium > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/14/2016 at 22:13

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Virginia

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/14/2016 at 22:14

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Ok you win :-P

PS - Escalade front clips on Silverados are a thing I have seen here in San Antonio.

RPM esq. > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/14/2016 at 22:19

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Judging by Craigslist, the rest of BC is a RHD Mitsubishi Delica or Toyota Surf with the rusty parts held on by moss and duct tape. The only difference between that and the Olympic peninsula is that our trucks are Jeeps, not JDM.

Alberta is obviously a $50,000 bro truck driven by a 19-year old on amphetamines, or at least it was before the oil jobs started drying up.

Your boy, BJR > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/14/2016 at 22:20

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Jersey, because something something Italian stereotype complete.

interstate366, now In The Industry > whoarder is tellurium 03/14/2016 at 22:22

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Am Virginian, can confirm.

Matt Nichelson > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/14/2016 at 22:22

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Mississippi, unfortunately

not for canada - australian in disguise > RPM esq. 03/14/2016 at 22:23

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I think the Delica more describes Vancouver Island, rather than all of BC. Soooo many Delicas on the island.

And yes, that describes Alberta perfectly.

S65 > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/14/2016 at 22:25

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Maryland Is Full Of These

Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/14/2016 at 22:26

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E90 328i is maximum New Jersey (apologoes to any owners on here).

I got a good deal on my lease yo!

It’s the ultimate driving machine yo!

Turn signals are for betas, yo!

not for canada - australian in disguise > S65 03/14/2016 at 22:28

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Everywhere is full of these. Hell, I’m willing to bet you you can go pretty much anywhere in the world, even the most remote places on Earth, and still see like 20 Rav4s.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/14/2016 at 22:32

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I’ll just go ahead and choose the BMW 3 Series for Florida since it’s full of the damn things.

As much as I love the 3 Series, they're everywhere down here.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/14/2016 at 22:34

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Subaru outback for Oregon.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/14/2016 at 22:36

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My fine state would be this

But beat to shit with straight pipes and a confederate flag.

CKeffer > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 03/14/2016 at 22:38

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As a Texan, I can;t argue with this at all. Trucks may be more common, but there is just something quintessentially Texan about that. Possibly the only thing more Texan would be a Raptor with a full cow skull strapped to the grill, a gun rack and an interior fully finished in cow hide....fur intact.

Land_Yacht_225 > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/14/2016 at 22:39

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North Carolina

Any 15+ year old german luxury car with 200,000+ miles that hasn’t been in for manufacturers scheduled servicing in the last 100,000. Bonus points for burning oil in a gas engine.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 03/14/2016 at 22:45

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God dammit, I was going to post the international symbol for white trash, but you beat me to it.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 03/14/2016 at 22:51

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Hahahaha. I saw the post and immediately jumped for it.

Liam Farrell > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/14/2016 at 22:53

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Massachusetts

That weird car not like the others, been through it all. Also perfect vehicle for the weather here, and every kid at my high school has one.

Khalbali > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/14/2016 at 22:53

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Colorado, hands down.

JGrabowMSt > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/14/2016 at 22:56

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New Jersey would be a BMW 320i with 335i badges.

Can’t spend all of Mommy and Daddy’s money on the car, who’s going to pay for the spray tans?

Slant6 > Land_Yacht_225 03/14/2016 at 22:58

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Hey, NC oppo!

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 03/14/2016 at 22:59

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If you want to hear about Trump’s Godly prophecy, how Mexicans are the problem, vaping, how Jesus definitely drove a Chevy(even though Jesus clearly would not have, he would have driven a Volvo, a company responsible for saving lives, not taking them), how Bud Light is the perfect beer, how you are gay if you don’t dip(No joke, have been called gay for not dipping), and how you need Jesus, Find a 4WD GMT400 owner.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Khalbali 03/14/2016 at 23:02

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The amount of Subarus in Colorado is staggering. Down here in TX people think I’m weird because I own 2 Subarus. When I go visit my brother in law in Carbondale it’s like why only 2?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 03/14/2016 at 23:04

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Gay if you don’t dip? What does this sentence even mean?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 03/14/2016 at 23:06

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Dip tobacco. I was shamed for not wanting gum cancer.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 03/14/2016 at 23:08

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Oh. Ok. Well.... You do get an opportounity to say “I told you so”

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 03/14/2016 at 23:09

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I have terrible genes, I’ll probably get it anyway.

C62030 > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/14/2016 at 23:25

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Montana.

DISCLAIMER: Subaru vehicles do not come with the inevitable two Labradors drooling out of the back windows and a bike rack on top.

gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/15/2016 at 00:41

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Am on the island, can confirm Delicas for dayyyyyys.

just-a-scratch > TheHondaBro 03/15/2016 at 12:57

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Correction; that's exactly correct for Seattle-Bellevue-Redmond. The rest of the state is much more like a 4runner with 100k on the odometer.

TheHondaBro > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 03/15/2016 at 12:59

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Jesus drove an Accord.

Two Drink Minimum > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/15/2016 at 13:24

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Vermont.

CaptDale - is secretly British > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/15/2016 at 14:08

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Literally California’s car.

Hoccy > not for canada - australian in disguise 03/15/2016 at 14:32

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Sweden

Because this applies to countries as well? If not, good idea for a new post.